

Emily the EmuEmily the EmuEmily the Emu
My mother's quite a lunatic. She has this certain love for animals, if you get what I mean. I call her Mother Nature. Not long ago, she 'saved' a whole bunch of parrots. She says they were dying in our backyard, but I saw her climbing a tree to get them from their nest. I told her, nice try. My mum didn't get what I was saying, though.
Anyway, now that you know about my mum's mental disability, you might be thinking that my mum's pretty dumb (she is, though). Well, I thought things were bad enough with her affinity, but unexpected events occured. One hot afternoon, when the sun was high in the sky (with